Shit Bag of the Week
| 4.27.2010. This week's Shit-Bag is Burt Reynolds. With shitty-play and shittier facial hair he cinched up the honors faster than crabs scatter out of a cambodian whorehouse when you turn the lights on. Burt when 1 for three, he also managed to make 0.000 plays in the infield. Seems like no matter where he plays the cloud of shit that is his athletic ability follows. He also popped up with the bases loaded. They say Burt Reynolds was the man with the golden dick, but this week his gold turned to flacid tin covered in sores and aweful softball talent (also know as pubes). Do us all a favor shave that mustache, take a shower, go to the cages, use mouthwash (on your balls), and kill yourself. - Love, Jesus. |
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